musings from the library downtown

awesome: listening to the kids from the homeless shelter have singing and story time

awkward: the 80 year old woman wandering around the library wearing leggings and a neon green fanny pack

home security

" miss social worker, since im not allowed to have a gun in my apartment, i think i'm gonna get some bear traps and put them by my front and back doors"

"........"

Heaven help us all

"Miss Social Worker? Do you think we could look at some colleges in Virginia?"
"Sally, you know that your financial aid will only work in North Carolina."
"Wait, Virginia isn't in North Carolina???"